Starcrossed Lovers

Clayface Bears

Soft Body. Weird Soul. One-of-One.

Not your grandma’s teddy bear (unless she’s into handmade oddities and strange little friends).

Each Clayface Bear is a soft-bodied plush with a hand-sculpted clay face that’s equal parts cute, creepy, and chaotically charming. No molds, no repeats—just pure, weird energy baked into every expression. Sweet smile? Deadpan stare? Existential side-eye? Yeah, that’s intentional.

They’re the kind of companion you don’t just hug—you vibe with.

Built for misfits, dreamers, goths, soft punks, and anyone who’s ever wanted a teddy bear that feels like it came from a parallel dimension.

Specs (if you care):

• Plush body, soft enough to squish your feelings into

• Polymer clay face, hand-sculpted and sealed

• One-of-a-kind—always

• Size: small enough to sit on your shelf, big enough to haunt your heart

• Optional custom vibes: you choose the emotion, I sculpt the soul

Adopt responsibly. These bears have personalities.