Pastel Spider- Handcrafted Relic 9ft

This is not a toy. This is a spectacle. A singular relic birthed from the Morbid Lullabies atelier where whimsy and unease intertwine. The Pastel Spider Plushie is a 9-foot artisan creation, painstakingly crafted by hand with the devotion of old-world textile makers and the eccentric spirit of dream-stitched nightmares.

Every inch of this colossal creature is wrapped in hand-selected faux fur, chosen for its candy-cloud softness and ethereal hues of rose quartz pink, lavender twilight, and buttercream yellow. Its stripes are not printed or rushed through machines—each panel is hand-cut, pieced together, and stitched with an artist’s patience, ensuring that no two plushies will ever be alike. The result is a creature that is less “stuffed animal” and more living art piece—a soul stitched into being with thread and vision.

Its body, an opulent dome nearly the size of a small armchair, is densely filled with premium stuffing—soft enough to cradle your weight, yet firm enough to hold its regal form. Each of its eight sprawling legs stretches out like furred pillars, capable of curling around you in a surreal embrace. The pastel spider’s eyes glimmer with otherworldly innocence, hand-finished in shimmering hues, staring back as if they know your secrets, as if they’ve always been watching.

This plushie is not designed for shelves or hidden corners. It is an experience, a centerpiece of any room it inhabits. Imagine sinking into its pastel embrace, your body dwarfed by its enormous frame, your dreams caught in its gentle web of comfort. At nearly nine feet in span, it transforms your living space into a surreal sanctuary—half wonderland, half cathedral.

🌹 The Craft

• Each spider takes over 120 hours of hand labor to construct.
• Fabric panels are cut and pieced with precision for seamless striping.
• Every seam is reinforced for durability without sacrificing softness.
• Artisan eyes are sewn individually for an irreplaceable expression.
• Stuffed with 30 pounds of premium-grade polyester filling, designed for longevity and cloudlike comfort.

🖤 Who is it for?

• The collector who seeks objects that blur the line between plush and sculpture.
• The dreamer who longs for a bedfellow not found in catalogs or toy aisles.
• The aesthete who knows that luxury is not about gold or jewels, but about owning something truly one-of-a-kind.

This is not your grandmother’s teddy bear. This is a Morbid Lullabies heirloom, a pastel beast conjured from imagination and discipline, a creature that defies mass-production and laughs in the face of ordinary.

Price: $2,696.69

Because this is not simply a plushie. It is a monument to the handmade, a colossal guardian of comfort, and a surreal dream sculpted in fur.