Slime Ritual Nails

 

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Lore Blurb:

 

 

These nails were found buried in a crop circle alongside a melted Barbie doll and a journal written entirely in binary code. Said to be worn by an interdimensional baddie who crash-landed on Earth during Y2K, these claws are oozing with alien slime and otherworldly intentions. Proceed with caution — they bite back.

 

 

 

 

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Intro Line (storefront):

 

 

For the alien it-girls, slime witches, and rave priests of the nuclear age.

 

 

 

 

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Product Description:

 

 

The Slime Ritual Nails are handcrafted in limited drops and sculpted from scratch — every set features 3D resin bubbles, neon drips, metallic chrome foils, and textured otherworldly designs that feel straight out of a mutation lab. Think Y2K meets X-Files on acid.

 

Made with Gel-X base nails for durability and comfort, then layered with glowstick slime greens, cosmic chartreuse, and candy gore detailing.

 

Each set includes:

 

• 10 luxury sculpted press-on nails (size S)
• Nail glue, file, buffer
• Morbid Lullabies Area 51 Club Card
• Black mesh storage pouch with slime warning tag

 

 

⚠️ Please Note:

These are not mass-manufactured press-ons. Every detail is individually hand-poured and sculpted using high-grade Gel-X and custom pigments. Because of their handcrafted nature, small variations in texture or bead placement are natural and part of the design’s charm. These sets are limited and priced accordingly.